Monday, December 14, 2009

Figuratively Speaking Porn Wise

I always figured that since I have been playing music all my life, along with my dad that, that was just... the path for me. But, I realized that I don't want to be a musician, I want to be a porn star. They get to have sex and make money at the same time, I mean, WHO WOULDN'T GET A DISEASE FOR THAT! Okay, that was a lie. I lied. I'm a liar. .. :)

This morning I woke up thinking I'd be sick because I realized I had a music final, but didn't study... as much as I think I should have. I mean, really, how long is a person supposed to friggin' study!?!? So, I'd really rather just play some sort of video game,.... like dumb guitar hero or rock band.... with the mic... in my hand... it get's a little hot and heavy. So, I am almost on break for a month, yippee.
People would think that porn is the best industry. But, if you have a boyfriend... I wonder what he'll think of you allowing other guys to push your dirty button :O
Zack + Miri make a porno? Kind of funny.. especially since it was a starbucks based porno.

People may wonder what is wrong with me ? I don't care, I speak my mind bitch !


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